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Joke of the Day
"Look at that bald man over there. It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears."
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"Two dyslexics.. walk into a bra."
"Why do melons have fancy weddings? Because they cantelope!"
"What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Damn"
"Grammar Nazis really make me fuhrious. I'm sorry. That joke was really out of mein kampfort zone. Anne Frankly, it was just bad."
"Did you hear the iPhone 6S Plus is selling really well? Seems like it's a big 6S"
"A waiter took my plate before I was done and I watched him carry it away like it was my sibling who was just chosen for the hunger games"
"Just seen Michael J Fox at the local Garden centre Well pretty sure it was him, he had his back to the fuchsias."
"I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner."
"A couple of dwarves got arrested... A couple of dwarves got arrested in London the other day. They got charged for possession of small arms."