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Joke of the Day
"What does a cannibal get when he comes home late to dinner? The cold shoulder."
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"When the ""M"" of MTV was for music & not for maternity... Those were the days"
"What do you get... When you donkey eats my roosters 2 feet? 2 feet of my cock in your ass!"
"I had a bad donair earlier Now I falafel"
"Me: Are you a dealer? Him: Obviously. Me: I want cocaine. Him: For the last time, place a bet or leave the casino."
"Yeah? Well the Bible also tells us that abstinence isn't 100% effective, Mary."
"I really want to meet this Hardon Collider. Is he a new pornstar?"
"Why do hunters make the best lovers? Because they go deep in the bush shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot."
"I'm telling you to go to hell because I'm poor. If I was rich I would kill you."
"My date spent all night telling me that she loved Bad Boys - Then seemed disappointed when we got back to mine and I put the DVD on."