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Joke of the Day

"I had a bad donair earlier Now I falafel"

"The guy who proofread Hitler's speaches was literally a grammar Nazi."

"If you eat a block of cheese and do a lunge, it should balance out, right? Actually, it was less lunge, more trip, but still."

"Is your refrigerator running? You probably didn't notice because you were too busy looking for reposts"

"What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !"

"Why can't a t-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct."

"I named my hard drive That Thang, so once a month my computer asks me if I want to Back That Thang Up."

"What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room? One full set of teeth."

"What do lawyers use for birth control? Personality."

"My Friend Failed Astronomy... I failed too, if it's any constellation."