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Joke of the Day

"Me: Are you a dealer? Him: Obviously. Me: I want cocaine. Him: For the last time, place a bet or leave the casino."

"The only time my wife will ever scream ""DEEPER, DEEPER"" is when they are lowering my casket into the ground"

"Apparently there are midget prostitutes in Thailand who cost less than a dollar. Clearly they're selling themselves short."

"What do you call a cracked window? A pane in the glass."

"What was the hardest part of being happy in the 1920's? Telling your parents you're gay."

"What do you call a constipated German? *Farfrompoopin*"

"What's the difference between going into a sewer system and the government buildings? They're both full of shit, but the government's got more assholes."

"My wife said if this gets 100 likes, we'll try butt stuff........ * Please DON'T like,,, her strap-on is big and scary....."

"You really shouldn't anthropomorphize in animate objects. They really don't like it."

"All serial killers... Drinks water..."