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Joke of the Day

"Me: Are you a dealer? Him: Obviously. Me: I want cocaine. Him: For the last time, place a bet or leave the casino."

"Why don't bald guys with beards just walk upside down?"

"Glad they redesigned Gmail---I've been dying to compose an email farther to the right."

"If you're cold go and stand in the corner... I've heard they're about 90 Degrees."

"Who is the new member of the X-MEN Caitlyn Jenner"

"5 birds are on a fence, you shoot one, how many are left. None they all flew away."

"What type of porn do vampires watch? Fangbang."

"yesterday i bought stamps & mailed something just like our ancestors the dinosaurs!"

"How do African mermaids cover their tits? They use sea bras."