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Joke of the Day

"There is no way Hollywood could remake Scream for millennials because, none of them would answer the phone."

"What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table."

"What's so lame about a duck President? Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!"

"What is the brown sticky stuff between an elephant's toes? Slow natives."

"99 Problems If you havin adventure problems I feel bad for you son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one. Hit me!"

"This might be a bit rascist: What do you call an African American Houdini? Black Magic"

"give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. teach a man theres plenty of fish in the sea but for som reason he still wont get over janice"

"I'm getting tired of politicians using blanket statements It's putting me to sleep"

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I have dandruff and out of shape. My girlfriend broke up with me because I have dandruff and I'm out of shape. I guess I need some conditioning."

"What idiot called it a cow video instead of a bovine?"