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Joke of the Day

"What's so lame about a duck President? Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!"

"Love means never having to say you're sorry for accidentally bringing home six more cats."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino."

"Welcome to Facebook. Please choose your category: Comedian, Philosopher, Protester, or Drama Queen."

"What's worse than a lobster on your piano? Crabs on your organ."

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a frozen lake. They weren't talking so I decided to go over and break the ice."

"An Irishman and his bean soup Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would be too farty."

"I don't like male pornstars They always are fucking assholes"

"It's not that he liked big butts; it's that he could not lie. THAT'S why Sir Mix-a-Lot deserved his knighthood."

"Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? It's ""to whom."""