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Joke of the Day
"I'm getting tired of politicians using blanket statements It's putting me to sleep"
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"TIL you can get kicked out of the Navy for getting on the wrong vessel just once. Oops, wrong sub."
"What does an older woman have between her breast that a younger one doesnt? Her belly button."
"Can I still watch 300 if I haven't seen the first 299"
"I tried to find out why my cat kept licking itself... turns out its actually quite tasty."
"What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything. - Danny DeVito from Inside the Actor's Studio"
"How did Helen Keller lose her virginity? Somebody left the plunger in the toilet."
"You're so dumb.. That if you fell into a pool full of titties, you would come out sucking your thumb."
"[OC] Pun Joke (You might have to say this out loud) What did one smell say to the odor? ""You stink at telling jokes."""
"What's red and invisible? No tomatoes."