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Joke of the Day
"My brother's just opened a shop. Really? How's he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar."
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"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Gmmmppphh"
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"Those who carry teensy cute purses shouldn't throw stones at those who wear cargo shorts, because I can carry more stones."
"What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps could finish a race."
"Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad? ...because William Shatner"
"Chewbacca told everyone about my sex change operation. Damn wookieeleaks"
"How did Nazi's pickup Jewish Women? With a dust pan and broom"
"I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back."
"Q. How do you make holy water? A. Boil the hell out of it."