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Joke of the Day

"I went to the zoo, which is unfortunately closing due to a lack of visitors, and all that was left to see was... the going out of business snail."

"A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste..."

"A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for 50 cents... ""I don't have 40 cents. What do you want with 30 cents? Here's 20 cents."""

"My mum was called Pearl and my dad was called Dean... Every time I would call them I would go, Hi mum and Pe PA pe PA pe pe PA...."

"What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument? The door."

"Tell me about your time in the pornography business It's a schlong story."

"We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"What did it mean when they found bones on the moon? The cow didn't make it."

"Why do we call them the Smoky Mountains? Because the moonshiners got there before the cartographers!"

"""A Vegan...like Mr. Spock?"" ""No mom...that's a Vulcan."""