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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock? you can't fuck a rock"

"What's the different between a pilot and a pepperoni pizza? I give a shit when my pizza is burnt."

"How did the media know JFK was cheating on his wife? They saw him getting blown in the back seat."

"I wasted 400 years of my life trying to figure out if I was a vampire."

"I was going to cover my bathroom floor with dead baby skin... My wife told be that would be infant tile."

"Why i love redheads? Because if roof is rusty it's always wet in basement."

"I heard they're installing over 15,000 CCTV cameras in New Delhi for Obama's visit. That's ridiculous, it's not like he's going to steal anything."

"Turns out the easiest way to piss of a vegan is to refer to their veganism as their ""eating disorder""."

"Airport burritos. This could be bad news for the people on my next flight."

"My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said ""Alright, fatty."""