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Joke of the Day
"Doctor: What's your zodiac sign? Patient: Cancer Doctor: What a fucking coincidence!"
Next Joke
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? pt 2 A boomer-WRONG!"
"Crappy wordplay jokes... ...the cruelest form of punishment. I'll let myself out now."
"Ebay is great! I just ordered a chicken and an egg. We shall see what one comes first."
"A grasshopper hops into a bar... The bartender sees him and says ""Hey, we have a drink named after you."" The grasshopper looks up and says, ""You have a drink named Murray?"""
"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everybody. A bitch sleeps with everybody but you."
"What do an engagement ring and a child molester have in common? They both come in a little box."
"Why do gay pirates always fight each other? They are always trying to get to the others booty"
"Have you seen the new ticket prices for Alton Towers? Admission now costs an arm and a leg!"
"What's the only living organ in a corpse? This dick."