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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a woman scream for an hour after sex? You wipe your dick with her pillow"
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"What do priests and Christmas trees have in common? Their baubles are just for decoration."
"My girlfriend left because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impression. But don't worry... I'll return."
"What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights? Feminem"
"A chemist and his friend walk into a bar... The chemist asks for some ""H2O."" His friend asks for some ""H2O too."" His friend dies."
"What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car? He wax off."
"I leaked a sex tape of myself 3 months ago. It has 14 hits! Those hits are from me checking to see how many hits it has."
"Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ""ate"" nine."
"""911"" ""Hello, my wife was cooking and she fell"" ""What's the emergency?"" ""How long before the rice is ready?"""
"I told my dentist I wanted whiter teeth so he named them all Bryce and moved them to a gated community."