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Joke of the Day

"I told my dentist I wanted whiter teeth so he named them all Bryce and moved them to a gated community."

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"When taking your dog to the vet it's very important to remember to put your dog in the car."
"What's also red and know if you're naughty or nice? My penis during my girlfriend's period"
"I generally avoid confrontation, but I'll be damned if I'm going to let this serving size suggestion tell me how to live my life."
"Just saw a homeless dude with a sign reading ""Hungry Hungry Hobo"". I shouldn't laugh right?"
"What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister? Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay"
"My future wife is... probably texting her boyfriend right now, saying how they are going to be together forever. SIKE! See you in 10 years bitch!"
"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? The placement of the dirt bag."
"Is no shave November just for men? Asking for my female Italian coworker and her mustache."
"Hey US sports fans of reddit, did you know you can play fantasy sports for money online? Can't recall where I saw that.."