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Joke of the Day

"God made them God made the little niggers, he made them at night. He made them in a hurry and forgot to make them White."

"Today I asked out a belayer at an indoor climbing place. She said no... She let me down."

"Me: So excited for the weekend! Predatory alien in disguise: Same here! Sooo easy to catch, right M: Huh P: The weakened M: What P: What"

"[calls home] son: hello me: hi, put mom on the phone son: I can't me: why son: she's too heavy"

"Whenever I walk into a crowded men's room, I shout So this is where all the dicks hang out!"

"""This is not a drill!"" -Lying electric drill that refers to itself in the third person"

"Oscar Pistorious wanted to buy a new bathroom door His girlfriend was dead against is"

"I'm Hungary I'm Russian to the kitchen to czech the fridge There is turkey But it's covered in Greece There's Norway I can eat that. Edit:spelling"

"Did you hear the guitarist who got in trouble? He was fingering a G string but didn't notice it was A minor."

"[Politics] Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems? He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist."