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Joke of the Day
"If a stork makes white babies, and a crow makes black babies, what makes no babies? A Swallow"
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"strong password Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars."
"[After losing a rap battle] ""How did he get a hold of my credit score?"""
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