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Joke of the Day
"What kind of jokes do bad comedians tell their audience? Bad jokes."
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"I like how all these people are acting like they've never seen a naked 37 year old man fight 3 security guards at a mall food court before."
"How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order? I on it."
"I was researching converting to Mormonism until I found out you have to give them 10% of your income I guess I'm Jewish."
"Coworker: Oh, look how beautiful! It's snowing again! Me: *stabs coworker with icicle*"
"Why do sharks hate clowns? They taste funny"
"The only thing grosser than finding a hair in your Velveeta cheese is knowing the ingredients inside Velveeta cheese & continuing to eat it."
"How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer? Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers."
"my reaction to stepping in dog shit is identical to me logging onto facebook..."
"How to give your woman 12 inches and make her bleed. Bang her twice and punch her in the mouth."