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Joke of the Day

"Practice safe lunch Always use a condiment"

"What's the most logical country? AND OR a"

"I got this really good lifeprotip while in the shower, but I forgot it when I dropped the soap. Ah, now I remember what it was. Never pick up the soap when showering in a prison."

"Penn State Prefers to be losing at half time.. Because at Penn State they like when you are a little behind in the locker room. - South Park"

"You know whats the problem with Proctologists.... They always butt in."

"What do little piglets do on a Saturday night? Have a pigjama party!"

"Phishing Thanks for the gold kind stranger!"

"Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition And was promptly left in embarrassment when he realized that he'd severely misunderstood the objective."

"Yo mama so fat She is overweighted"

"[team tryouts] Coach: You really knocked that one out of the park. Jimmy: Thanks Coach! Coach: This is tennis."