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Joke of the Day
"What do little piglets do on a Saturday night? Have a pigjama party!"
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"funny how dumbass pet animals will eat the same thing every day without realizing that Subway offers over 19 different ways to Eat FreshTM"
"I'm sorry, I live in the U.S. so I don't really get the metric system. How much exactly is ""in moderation""?"
"How do Russians put windows in? Putin Windows duh."
"Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac? The drizzle"
"I was on a first date. ""How many women have you slept with?"" she asked. I said, ""Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten?"" ""Oh, I say. Go on then."" she laughed. I said, ""0."""
"I was going to make a joke about pepper but it was too insalting."
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because there's something odd about him"
"What did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored!"
"Holding down the power button until my device turns off feels like strangling someone until they stop breathing. Except I usually hope my device turns back on."