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Joke of the Day

"What did the black cat say to the fish ? I've got a bone to pick with you !"

"Just had to Google synonyms for the word creative. The irony is not lost on me."

"Supposedly anagrams of people's names give you clues to how they're going to die... ... and [Hugh Dennis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Dennis) is an anagram of ""hung in shed""."

"You all know how it got started with Jared right? He walked into a Subway and asked for a sub. They said ""6 or 12?"" He replied with ""doesn't matter."""

"I went to the races yesterday. The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip."

"Ann Coulter has managed to stay so thin because the last solid meal she ate was Hansel and Gretel."

"I found out I'm a necrophiliac. How, you ask? I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff."

"""Well ... I'll be dammed."" Bodies of water when they see beavers coming."

"I bought a book on eBay called, ""How to scam on eBay"". That was 2 months ago, and it's not arrived yet"

"I hate it when you tell someone a lie to sound interesting and then you have to keep it up for several years because you married them."