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Joke of the Day
"Why was the origami class cancelled? The school folded."
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"*Opens fridge *Sees chocolate bar with a note ""please don't eat me"". *Eats chocolate bar Now who would want to eat a piece of paper?"
"Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on them!"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom? Because they're extinct"
"Super excited about staying at my daughter's place so I can eat her cereal and leave the empty box in her cupboard."
"A man walks into a bar... ... ouch."
"Really Smooth. I lied told my dad that school was canceled. He said,"" lets go see a movie."" We got in the car and he dropped me off at school."
"""Java is to Javascript as ham is to hamster."""
"Without me it would just be aweso. Just saying."
"Don't drink and drive, also don't call frozen yogurt ""fro yo."""