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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar... ... ouch."

"I forget... What's that Mexican dish called with rice, chicken, beans, guacamole, cheese and salsa?"

"What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends? Hang at home."

"Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant? She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed."

"Do furries go to doctors or vets?"

"If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books."

"I was going to make a illegal immigrant joke But I wouldn't want to cross that border"

"Why did the spanish man's boat sink? Ola"

"I'm not sure about my stand on the abortion issue.... On one side, I love to kill babies but on the other side, I hate to give women a choice."

"Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one."