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Joke of the Day

"Really Smooth. I lied told my dad that school was canceled. He said,"" lets go see a movie."" We got in the car and he dropped me off at school."

"What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet? I asked my 13 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either."

"What should vegetarians eat for protein? Meat."

"TIL chimneys can be used as conjunctions They may introduce a clause"

"What do you call a Jewish vagina? The Labia menorah."

"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes... That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away AND have his shoes!"

"Just spilled beer on my crotch, so to save myself from the embarrassment, I pissed my pants. Can't have people thinking I'm a sloppy drinker"

"the safeword is burrito"

"I don't like to talk about masturbation. It's a touchy subject for me."

"Women are like parking spots. The good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped."