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Joke of the Day
"Without me it would just be aweso. Just saying."
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"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas."
"that sad moment when you return to your normal life after watching an awesome movie"
"What do you call a guy who checks his blood sugar frequently? Sir Lance A. Lot"
"I dated a guy who always kneeled and prayed before sex. I still don't know if he was scared of what I'd do or thankful. Either way, amen."
"My handicapped girlfriend claimed she could arouse me at any moment but it's hard when she can't move an inch"
"Live Shark ""Can I buy a live shark here?"" ""Lady, what do you want with a live shark?"" ""A neighbor's cat has been eating my goldfish, and I want to teach him a lesson."""
"Neil Armstrong v. Michael Jackson What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong ACTUALLY walked on the moon and Michael Jackson raped children."
"Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets They do so within groups of 40."
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? ""Breathe damn it, breathe!"""