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Joke of the Day
"Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 nined 10."
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"Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes? because she lost the recipe."
"I said ""I'm not going to repeat myself"""
"How come Rhonda Rousey had a hard time making friends when she was younger? Because she was Holm schooled."
"I hope the next Adam Sandler movie has a wacky grandpa who uses ""bae"" all the time so you guys will stop thinking its funny"
"Something is always going on in the kitchen, but you never know whats cooking till the end when you eat... Is that why they call it the final supper?"
"See above is an understatement."
"Programmer goes shopping His wife says ""get me a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs get a dozen"" He comes back with 12 loaves of bread."
"What did Euler find in his toilet? A natural log"
"If only there were mosquito nets in Africa... We could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS."