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Joke of the Day

"If only there were mosquito nets in Africa... We could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS."

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"ho ho ho pimp."
"GOP Congressmen are ripping the Obamacare website for not working for people that need it. Now they know how we feel about GOP Congressmen."
"Whoever said Obama never created any jobs... Obviously has never heard of Isis"
"I met a girl... I met a girl who had twelve nipples. Sounds kinda funny, dozen tit?"
"I think having a highway to Hell and only a stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers."
"What do people in the South use instead of www.Ancestry.com? www.incestry.com"
"What goes: Click. ""Did I get it?"" Click. ""Did I get it?"" Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube."
"What do you call a black with no arms? Trustworthy."
"God said, ""If you come forth, you shall win eternal life."" But Frank came fifth and won a toaster."
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