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Joke of the Day

"I hope the next Adam Sandler movie has a wacky grandpa who uses ""bae"" all the time so you guys will stop thinking its funny"

"Why was the guitar teach arrested? For fingering a minor."

"Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama."

"I can't wait until the 50th Anniversary Special... I'm very interested in who JFK will regenerate as."

"What do you call a group that has gotten nothing done since the 90s The UN"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom? The P is silent."

"what's invisible and smells like carrots? rabbit farts"

"Jokes about German sausage are the wurst."

"I suck in my stomach when I weigh myself like my scale will be all ""oh she's much thinner than I thought, I'll adjust the numbers."""

"A confused priest walks into a gay bar and says, ""So, let me get this straight."""