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Joke of the Day
"What did Euler find in his toilet? A natural log"
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"How did the butcher introduce his wife? He said ""Meet Patty"""
"How do you find out that a blonde girl got a bad day? She has a tampon behind her ear, and she is looking for her pencil."
"Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good? because he is a Norsissist."
"what's the square root of 69? ate something."
"You say I'm handsome but you also said your employer cancelled your optical coverage & you haven't had new glasses in 4 years, but thanks."
"Cemeteries are some of the most popular clubs in the world... ...I mean, people are literally *dying* to get in."
"What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door? A nun with a javelin through her."
"So a ion walks into a bar... So an ion walks into a bar and tells the bartender, ""hey I may have lost an electron."" Bartender asks in reply, ""are you sure?"" Ion answers, ""yeah, I'm positive."""
"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where the cucumber goes."