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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes? because she lost the recipe."
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"Cleaning a house while toddlers are in it is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos."
"That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it."
"How do you put spaghetti to sleep? You cover it in peanut butter until it dies. My 4 year old made that up, along with a few others. Not sure how I feel about this."
"How do you piss off a feminist? Don't worry, she's already pissed off."
"A bank robber took a mop and a bucket of soapy water to a job. He cleaned up."
"Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A. Wave at her."
"How do you comfort a grammar Nazi? ""...They're, their, there."""
"pirate jokes eh? How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? a buccaneer"
"What has two thumbs and got laid last night? My hands."