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Joke of the Day

"Programmer goes shopping His wife says ""get me a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs get a dozen"" He comes back with 12 loaves of bread."

"TERMINOTOR: come with me if u want to live ME: ok cool *just sits there* TERMINOTOR: COME WITH ME IF-- ME: ya i got it. im good right here"

"Why did the gay guy fail his test? He couldn't think straight."

"How does the alchemist please his wife? Elixir!!!!!"

"What would you call your geologist friend if you are a pokemon fan? Geodude"

"Why does a dirvorce cost so much? Because it's worth it"

"How does a farmer send messages? By e-i-e-i-o-mail."

"What's a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant? ARRRby's"

"If i don't get a B+ or better on the Emergency Broadcast System Test this Saturday. My mom said she's taking my iPhone away for a month."

"Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong? They're always in de Nile."