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Joke of the Day
"What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans? Being rescued by the Americans"
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"Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No it's theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention."
"Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach? Because the princess was always on another Castle."
"- How can you always be such a happy person? - I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible."
"A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat The bartender says ""Put that back you thief!"""
"I will love you 'til the end of time, or until my blood alcohol level normalizes, whichever comes first."
"Two clowns are eating a cannibal. The first clown says to the second ""I think we're doing this joke wrong""."
"How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it."
"A guy goes to the store to buy condoms, ""Do you want a bag?"" the cashier asks, ""No"" the guy says, ""she's not that ugly"""
"What is a Canadian vampire's favourite drink? Type Eh."