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Joke of the Day
"What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans? Being rescued by the Americans"
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"This Is total BULLSHIT! You can't even find ACME anvils on ebay. THIS IS WHY THE ALIENS DON'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY!"
"What band was Harambe In? Gorillaz"
"What does an army of fire ants have in common with a horny dolphin? Both come in waves."
"What is Mexico's national sport? Cross country."
"ebola jokes ... its all about the execution :')"
"Lincoln cars can't turn left. They're all right, all right, all riiiggghhht"
"After DST I stopped to visit my dyslexic friend... http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/12d1747cd7/the-agony-of-dyslexia"
"How many..... How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side"
"My ""Game of Thrones"" is just me running around the mall looking for a clean toilet."