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Joke of the Day
"What is a Canadian vampire's favourite drink? Type Eh."
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"Me and my lover, sitting in a tree A-R-G-U-I-N-G"
"Why did Hitler have so much energy? He was on a cleanse."
"Hi I'm Charlie Brown, the depressed 10-year-old who can't kick a football. I'd like to talk to you for a second about insurance"
"Last week, my friends and I went to a topless bar... ...but we had to leave right away because it started raining."
"Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig."
"What does Wonder Woman call foreplay? Amazon Prime."
"What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? A virgin."
"What do you call a burning white guy? A firecracker"
"What starts with ""F"" and ends with ""uck""? Fuck."