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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an unused piano? A keybored"
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"What do you call an islander killed by a car? Polygon (sorry)"
"Never break someone's heart because they have only one inside...break their bones because they have 206 of them."
"What do you call a homosexual man on roller skates? Rolaids."
"How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb? Fish"
"What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies? Obi-Gyn Kenobi."
"TIL that the Beatles had to change the lyrics to Hello Goodbye because it was too ""british"". The original was ""Oi Mate Piss Off"""
"How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb? Well, not all of them."
"Walked by a restaurant where they were using iPads for menus. How cheap are iPads now? More importantly, how expensive are menus?"
"Pigs in a blanket Hey, isn't that the same as an undercover cop?"