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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an islander killed by a car? Polygon (sorry)"
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"Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow in the sky She missed"
"What's the difference between a black person and cancer? Cancer got Jobs"
"What sport do Japanese people watch? Desuball"
"What do a communist and communism itself have in common? Neither one works."
"Why Hitler used uBoots? Because the enemy did nazi them coming."
"I started playing water polo the other day It was all fun and games until my horse drowned"
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it..."
"How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her."
"You were all Pluto's not even a planet and now you're watching it from your space car all slow and creepy like. Jerk."