19459
Joke of the Day
"Pigs in a blanket Hey, isn't that the same as an undercover cop?"
Next Joke
"So there are these pants that have padding to make ones butt appear larger... ...it's anal-lusion!"
"Just calculated my BMI and found out I should be 47ft tall."
"(NSFW) A pedophile and a little boy walk into the woods.. The boy says ""it's really dark out here, I'm scared."" The pedophile looks at him and says ""you're scared?! I have to walk back alone!"""
"What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce? Chicken Caesar Salad"
"[6:00pm] i will not snack tonight i will not snack tonight i will not snack tonight [11:00pm] yay i did it! [11:01pm] *preheats oven*"
"What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto! You call him Roberto...."
"Becky on FB is ""too blessed to be stressed"" so I told her that I slept with her boyfriend."
"How do you know when you're watching too much porn? Your MILF tells you so."
"Once I meet a hot chick I automatically give her money. So if she says I'm stalking her I can tell the cops she's a hooker."