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Joke of the Day

"Never break someone's heart because they have only one inside...break their bones because they have 206 of them."

"I signed up for an online culinary school. I still can't cook, but I made cookies!"

"If I had a nickel for every existential crisis I've ever had.. Does money even matter ?"

"what did the dildo say to the anal bead? you stink."

"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old."

"I accidentally got my mom prego... :( She wanted Ragu."

"Illiterates won't understand this joke."

"How many pretty girls are there at a monastery? Nun."

"My Grandad is always complaining about how much things cost. ""Two quid for a cup of tea?!""... I said, ""Well you just popped round, I didn't invite you!"""

"Two men walk into a bar... One of them gets a concussion and the other gets a bruise on his forehead."