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Joke of the Day
"What did Mr. T say when he saw a fat lady at the bar? I don't hate this bar, but I pity the stool."
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"What do you call a group of obese gender reassigned persons? Trans fats."
"I heard the news about Mr. Ali's passing... I was pretty upset. So why am I in the mood for a giant chocolate shake?"
"Jan 21, 2015: The 1989 film ""Back to the Future II"" showed life on Oct 21, 2015. So we've got 9 Months to invent Flying Cars."
"One fish, two fish, red fish WHO LEFT THEIR BLOODY TAMPON IN THE FUCKING FISHBOWL?"
"All our pigs are learning karate. Oh I don't believe that No? Well just watch out for their chops."
"Q:What is the only NFL team whose players have undergone a sex change operation? A: the Ben-gals"
"take me down to the paranoid city where the grass is hidden cameras and the girls are all talking about me."
"Political Correct'ness has gone too far! Did you hear you can't even say 'black paint' anymore??? No! You have to say: 'Please paint the wall DeMarcus' instead."
"Why do Avon ladies walk funny? ..because their lipstick"