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Joke of the Day

"What did Mr. T say when he saw a fat lady at the bar? I don't hate this bar, but I pity the stool."

"Even a broken clock is right twice a day, unless it lives with a woman"

"What does a baby computer call it's father? Data. Credit: Her (movie)."

"Aaron Hernandez just got convicted...... From Tight End to now Wide receiver"

"Why are Asian women so excited about Tuesday? It's Erection Day."

"Did you hear about the race between Cambodia and Burma? It was a Thai."

"If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Mexican name?"

"Did you guys hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."

"Him: ""Do you want to cuddle?"" Me: ""Yeah, let me call the dog."""

"My husband asked me why I never blink during sex, I told him there just isn't enough time."