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Joke of the Day
"What does a baby computer call it's father? Data. Credit: Her (movie)."
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"Hey girl, are you a fire alarm? Cause you're fucking annoying."
"Me:Thank you, he's so hot I don't even know what I want to do first...Grandma: (interrupting) Okay, can someone else say the prayer please?"
"Say what you want about Floyd Mayweather. He won't be able to read it anyway."
"If we had a break up letter there for every gender there was... We'd have ""Dear John"", ""Dear Jane"", and ""Dear Xir, Ruler of Omicron Percei 8"""
"I see you have some graph paper. You must be plotting something."
"There are two penguins in a bathtub... One looked to the other and said, ""No Soap Radio"""
"Why do men sound like they're having an orgasm when they're lifting weights? And why is my father lifting weights in the bathroom?"
"A healthy male organism is the one, which wakes up in the morning before the man."
"What are some of the best comments on threads? [deleted]"