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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who killed 47 donkeys? I heard it was an assacre"
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"What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence? Fresh prints."
"A German joke... A man is thanking a German firefighter in America for saving 100 people. The German says, ""Don't Menschen it"""
"""Did you just say something?"" ""Uhhh nope?"" ""Really? I could swear you just asked me if I wanted a hotdog."" ""No I didn't."" ""Good, because I'm vegan."""
"My reaction to winning a billion dollars wouldn't even come close to my 5 year old's reaction when I told him that there's no school today."
"I like my coffee how I like my bed. Made by someone else."
"""Mickey Mouse, it says you want to divorce Minnie because she was... extremely silly?"" ""No, I said she was fucking Goofy."""
"Why are sandwiches better in space? They are always a bit METEOR!"
"What did the Jewish man do when he got a dog? Posted fliers around the neighborhood that said ""Not Lost Yet""."
"Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet OK! EAT ME NOW Oh! Too late Bananas"