107932
Joke of the Day
"If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Mexican name?"
Next Joke
"Rape jokes aren't funny. Ask a rape victim if they think rape jokes are funny. They'll say no. Not like that ever did them any good though."
"Bill Clinton jokes never get old What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex? ""I'll be home in 20 minutes."""
"Pet peeve. Toilets that flush 4 me the moment I stand. I'd like to see the work I've done before it's violently ripped from my view. #life"
"When I'm feeling down. I just remind myself that I've won just as many Oscars as Leonardo Dicaprio"
"In the event of a zombie apocalypse, who's the first to lose his job? a necromancer"
"A man walks into a bakery... And looks at the prices of the bread. The bread is very cheap, and he tells the baker, ""Man, at that price this is a stale."""
"What the difference between a filthy bus station and a crab with implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean ......"
"The best part about being a comma is that you're usually followed by a nice big BUT."
"What's the best thing about AIDS? You're always positive"