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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a factory that only makes good products? A satisfactory"

"Emotions don't scare me. People who manage to hide theirs completely, do."

"There's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt. No one's ever seen his face."

"I have no idea where all these trebuchet jokes came from then it hit me from 300 meters away."

"I told my girlfriend I've known 3 whores in my life. The first one was named mercedes, the second one porsche, your name must be buick!"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because of its silent P."

"I scream, you scream, we all scream... The ice cream man kidnapped us; please send help."

"Why do Scottish men watch porno movies backwards? Because they like the scenes where the prostitutes return the money to their clients."

"Turned up five minutes late so missed the rules... ...but I had an amazing time at this fight club last week, you should definitely look into it and maybe join, we fight in a car park every weekend."

"[Job Interview] *okay, he can't find out I'm a wolf* *fixes tie* *checks breath* IS THAT A PICTURE OF YOUR BABY SHE LOOKS DELICIOUS"