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Joke of the Day
"Emotions don't scare me. People who manage to hide theirs completely, do."
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"If you were arrested for masturbating on a plane... ....they would have to charge you with hi-jacking"
"Your tombstone should be carved in Comic Sans."
"WARNING! Sickest joke ever. How do you know if your sister is on the rag? Dad's dick tastes like blood."
"""10 Things I Hate About You"" is my favorite movie that sounds like a bitter Buzzfeed article"
"I hate when I'm spying on someone while they're showering and they let out a huge fart. What a sicko."
"I have a joke about fish and herbs. But I don't think now is the thyme or the plaice to tell it."
"Never marry a cross-eyed woman They're always seeing someone on the side."
"What do you a call girl with a saggy vagina shaking her booty? Beef twerky."
"What did one mountain say to the other mountain? Nothing. They were both stoned."