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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because of its silent P."
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"9: Dad, did you know that in some cultures the groom doesn't even know the bride until after they're married. Me: That's every culture son."
"What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam!"
"People who misuse apostrophes can go to he'll. (OC)"
"Q: What do snake charmers do in the rain? A: Turn on their windshield vipers."
"Three-legged dog A three-legged dog walks into a saloon and says to the bartender, ""I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot my paw."""
"I like to think that every time I press the dislike button, Pandora sends an email to the artist. Take that, Beethoven!"
"Knock Knock. Who's rhere?. 9/11. 9/11 Who? You said you would never forget."
"[opens fortune cookie] -You will have a great night ""aw, that's neat, wait there's more"" [unrolls note further] marish clown assassinate you"