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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10? ""I still love Vista, baby"""

"A cat once said we must think outside of the box Because it shits in it"

"What's the one good thing about a pedophile? They drive slow through school zones."

"What are you doing on Valentines Day? I'm getting my hands massaged."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... ... Those who know binary and those who dont"

"I'm not single and I'm not committed... I'm simply on reserve for the one who deserves..."

"""Hey Steve Jobs, I'm really happy for you, And I'ma let you finish, but Moses had the greatest tablet of all time!"" -Kanye"

"A good sign that you're not ready for children is if you cut your food with a credit card."

"I hate when I'm in a restaurant bathroom, and I run out of toilet paper. Like my dinner guests are gonna be scared of HALF a mummy costume"

"MIDDLE EAST: How can we stop ISIS? EUROPE: How can we save our economy? AMERICA: What color is this dress?!"