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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids? A pedrophile."
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"The butcher is introducing his wife to some friends... so he says ""Meet Patty!"""
"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
"Society: Be yourself ........ Society: No not like that"
"So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world"
"That awkward moment someone begins a tweet with ""that awkward moment"" & I slap their face with my dong."
"Me as a news anchor: an explosion at a nearby t-shirt warehouse resulted in thousands of *turns head to other camera* casual tee casualties"
"Boss: You took another 2 hr lunch. Were you drinking? Me: No B: Tell me our company policy M: Lol, I can't even do that when I'm sober"
"How do astronauts say they're sorry? They apollo-gize."
"[Hot Wheels cars zooming through entire house] ""I SWEAR TO GOD KAREN IF YOU DISCONNECT ANY PART OF THIS TRACK I'M DIVORCING YOU"""