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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman? A Lickalottapus"
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"I am genderfluid I sexually identify as mayonnaise. If you can't stand it than you neeed to ketchup."
"What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian? A pair of jeans only has one fly on it"
"Maybe we gave Chris Brown too tough a time over Rihanna In his eyes, he may have just beat her white and gold."
"My wife keeps 72 half-empty bottles of stuff in the shower. And if I even look at them, they all throw themselves on the floor."
"Secretly killing birds and making It look like a suicide - Windexter."
"I want to surprise my boyfriend by sending him a sexy pic while he's at work, but I can't decide what outfit to put on the cat."
"An accident... It's an accident waiting to happen when your country has an obesity epidemic... And a skinny jeans fad at the same time."
"What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common? There's no jack"
"opinion=ass Opinion is like anal orifice. Everyone has it."