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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? Pilot, you fucking racist!"
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"I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today That's six years in a row now"
"I stopped a kidnapping today.. I woke him up"
"Have you ever been in a Schindler's Lift? If you have, then did you ever feel that it could have carried more people?"
"Do I just call you or should we resolve this quickly with 200 text messages?"
"My friends all say I tell bad jokes, but they're wrong... I tell jokes ""badly"""
"What's a let down Chinese lobster called? A crushed asian"
"Ancient cryptic thrice-translated self-contradictory texts are the best way to convey moral precepts."
"You know how to scare a bunch of bees? BOOBIES!!!"
"How do you get a blonde on a roof? Tell her drinks are on the house."