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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? Pilot, you fucking racist!"

"what happens when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? about halfway"

"Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders. How I learned this rule is not important."

"My son has a play-date today & the mom said to dress him in holiday colors so he's in all black & I'm telling her we worship the dark lord."

"A man enters his house with a duck under his arm and says ""See, this is the pig I've been screwing"". ""What do you mean? That's not a pig."" his wife replies. ""I wasn't talking to you""."

"Google is now filtering out Holocaust denier websites from searches Now we will nazi those results."

"What's the difference between a joke and 3 dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Never get a cheap circumcision. It's a rip-off."

"I have friends who do charity work for U2. They're pro Bono."

"It's ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too."