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Joke of the Day
"What did the left leg say to the right leg? Between me and you, we can make a lot of money."
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"What do two Wrights make? A plane"
"Presidents Day was created by big corporations to get you to buy more presidents."
"The secret of recent explosion of Antares rocket The decades old Soviet rocket engines it used were engineered to fly TO America, not AWAY from it."
"I got in trouble with a band recently... when I had the audacity to edit their music."
"Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency? The SWAT team"
"I don't trust this Obama guy... I think he lies a lot. First he says he's 52, and then the next year he's 53. Which one is it?"
"Did you hear about that golfer who sang a song every time he hit a wayward ball? They say he made a fore tune!"
"They call my sister the Titanic because she once went down on a bunch of Irish peasants"
"What happens when you get your girlfriend pregnant? You shove a coathanger up her vagina."