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Joke of the Day
"I got in trouble with a band recently... when I had the audacity to edit their music."
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"Did you hear about the dyslexic occultist? He sold his soul to Santa."
"Where do you buy a Walrus? WalMart!"
"Being single is like a vacuum cleaner: its sucks when you're turned on"
"Did you hear Cyan delayed the release of Obduction again? Apparently they myst some deadlines."
"Teacher asked us today, ""What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?"" You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)"
"Do you think anyone has ever superglued a pair of sunglasses to their face. Wow I hope so. The ultimate level of coolness"
"What's it called when you're anxious enough to be a Helicopter Mom, but really, really lazy? A Blimp Mom? Yeah, I'm that."
"Just once in my life, I'd like to know the sweet satisfaction of finishing a tube of ChapStick."
"CW: What'd you have for breakfast? Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios? Me: No."