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Joke of the Day

"The secret of recent explosion of Antares rocket The decades old Soviet rocket engines it used were engineered to fly TO America, not AWAY from it."

"I was late so I shoved a whole taco into my mouth. It was a sight to behold based on the facial expression of the lady in the adjacent car."

"I feel like I could beat a polygraph test every time I tell someone that I'll make sure to return the Tupperware that the dish came in."

"You can't make racist jokes No-one likes dark humour"

"[gets pulled over] cop: ""sir, do you know how fast you were going?"" [i've swapped places with the dog] me: ""answer the man"""

"You're probably naked under all those clothes. You slut."

"What did the spider say to the fly ? We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?"

"If a Butterfinger doesn't list butter as an ingredient, then is it all just finger?"

"How do you tell when a girl really wants you? When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse."

"You'd think that Hip-Hop music would have more bunnies in it, but no."