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Joke of the Day

"Netflix: Want to keep watching? Me: Do we really need to do this? Netflix: It's just, it's been 75 hours and I can hear your kids crying."

"What did the number zero say to the number eight? Nice Belt"

"What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ? Where is my shovel ?"

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread to the ceiling."

"Why did the dwarf go out of business? The overheads were too high."

"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's OK now."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Doorbell technician."

"I don't believe in reincarnation but damn my dog looks like he's trying to crank over a motorcycle while he's sleeping."

"Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam? He couldn't get the saddest fraction."

"God: Noah, I need an ark. Noah: Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter? God: Uh [huge grin] cos I'm banging his wife? [raises hand] up top?"